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I’ve noticed to common themes between Niger and Kenya that I think the 611 men will appreciate…

Top Ten Things You Should Know About Africa (with 11 things you should know)
11) They love Kevin Costner too Nick!

10) Jesse, when driving in Africa, you basically get to make up your own rules.  Backseat drivers either go hoarse from yelling or are killed by the driver.

9) They eat the same thing for every meal, just the way I like it.

There is no way Brian’s parents ever called as early as every freaking rooster on the continent begins to crow.

7) You know how Coors has the slogan, “Coors beer, taste the Rockies.”  Well, African’s slogan is “Orange flavored Fanta, drink it so you don’t have to drink the water and get some kind of venereal disease.”

6) A meeting that starts at 10:30 AM means you don’t actually get ready to go until 10:30 AM- Jesse would be in heaven!

5) Apricot foot scrub?  Nope the Nigeriens and Kenyans exfoliate with sand Seth.

4) Nobody eats cheese Brian, but we could use some goat intestine to pile up in the middle of your tortillas?

3) Nick, reduce, reuse, recycle?  Well they’ve got the reduce thing down by converting “HAZARDOUS WASTE” containers into water jugs…mmm…chemicals.

2) Between Michael Bolton, Phil Collins, and David Hasselhoff, you’d go mentally insane Seth.

1) The people in rural villages put our savage run to shame…to shame…

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